UNEMPLOYABLE ARCADE / NO. 001

GOOSE vs.
THE ECONOMY

One goose. Zero qualifications.

RENT STOLEN
$0
PERSONAL BEST
$0
HOLD TO FLAP. RELEASE TO FALL.
HOLD screen / Space ↑ · RELEASE ↓
$ = steal · COFFEE = invincible · office stuff = fired
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